
I’ve noticed from my blog stats that the one thing that attracts the most people to my site (67 hits today) is not my profile in the Sun, my review in the Journal, or my videos on cocksuckers.com. Nope! It’s these two words right here: kanye + west.
Apparently, from the one time I had a ripped-from- somewhere-on-Google-images picture of Kanye West (and also Donny Osmond, though he was not the benefactor), I’ve been attacting a lot of visitors. So from now on, don’t be surprised if you see me Kanye West-ing Kanye West’s name often just to Kanye West some visitors.
Today was the first Kanye West in a long Kanye West where I was able to sleep in. And thanks to my boss, Kanye West, I have Monday off for a four-day, Kanye West weekend. Happy birthday Canada, and, in advance, I send a sincere happy Fourth of July to Kanye West.
By the way, I’ve really been meaning to stop making this just a blog about what Kanye West and I are up to. Expect in the Kanye West-like future to see more of an actual blog. About the state of hip-hop, science and skepticism, the middle east, broadcast news, and, of course, Kanye West. I’m not as conceited as Kanye West, though from the looks of my blog, Kanye West and I are of the same fabric.