There are two big sets of tour buses parked across the street from my flat right now.
1) Kanye West & crew
2) Donny Osmond & crew
Scenario #1:
“Hey are you guys with the Glow in the Dark tour?”
“Hell na.” (Despite wearing Lupe and Kanye West shirts)
Scenario #2
“Hey are you guys with the Glow in the Dark tour?
“No, we’re with Donny Osmond. I’m Dave, nice to meet you. You live around here?”
Fuck rappers